excuse me, sir.

it was after the fca picnic and we were just standing around talking, and then all of a sudden a little mexican boy from a big family of mexicans having a picnic came crying to our group. he went past like 4 people, one of them being my friend rochelle who he went clear around, and then he came straight to me. i asked him “are you okay?” and he had his arms up, gesturing for me to pick him up.

so i did.

then i carried him over to the mexican family and gave him to some mexican lady. my spanish friend came with me to communicate what had happened.

so apparently i make a good mexican father.

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BAM

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BREAKOFF 4

battling is a lot of fun.

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“it’s a long story”

i’ve found, that most times when someone says this, it’s not it actually means.

it just means that it’s a story that they don’t want to tell you, or it’s a story they’re simply reluctant to tell you. either way, i just don’t like when people don’t say what they mean and mean what they say. and sometimes the story isn’t even that long. that’s when it disappoints me the most.

for example…
i met a bboy named bboy soapy…and the origin of his name is rather interesting.

i read this the other day.

“yes i’m single, and you’re gonna have to be amazing to change that.”

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and i thought:

well i AM amazing, and if you don’t think so,
ight fuck you den.

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this blog is hilarious

i’m stealing this. i’m making a shirt of this for myself.

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the-milk-eyed-mender:

SCP-261: Pan-dimensional Vending

SCP-261 appears to be a large black vending machine with no glass panel and a keypad on the right side. It was found Yokohama, Japan and its origins are unknown. When money is placed into SCP-261 and a three-digit number is entered on the keypad, SCP-261 will vend a random item. The number entered on the keypad has no effect on the item vended, nor has any pattern been detected. Items are always some form of “snack food”, and typically have bright, attention-grabbing packaging. If SCP-261 is used several times in a short period of time, is used while unpowered, and/or large amounts of money are entered before an item is vended, SCP-261 will start to dispense bizarre items. While still “food”, their suitability for human consumption is often non-existent. A full log of objects vended can be found here.

Oh god, magical vending machine.